FLŌKI IS BACK

The only CEO who chases markets, fetches liquidity, and naps between pumps. Flōki runs 𝕏 now. We just run with him.

Buy FLŌKI Read the Memeifesto
CEO OF 𝕏 • WALK? NO. MOON. • GOOD BOY, BAD MARKET • FLOKI OVERSEES OPERATIONS • NO FINANCIAL ADVICE, ONLY FINANCIAL WOOF • NEVER BET AGAINST THE DOG •

About FLŌKI

FLŌKI is a community-driven meme coin inspired by the legendary Shiba who just reclaimed the corner office at 𝕏. He barks at bears, wags at bulls, and signs all memos with a paw print.

Culture

Dog-friendly, market-aggressive. Be kind, ship memes, dunk on FUD.

Mission

Put fun back in finance with relentless memes and responsible chaos.

Board meeting outcome: more treats, fewer fees.
HR policy: mandatory walk breaks between pumps.

Tokenomics

Ticker FLŌKI
Contract 0xb7Ef9e65788d2570a496c95F97DFB2Db32ce5f48
Total Supply 200,000,000
Buy/Sell Tax 0% — we only tax weak memes
Liquidity Community-fueled, dog-guarded

This is a meme. Not financial advice. Hydrate, touch grass, hug dogs.

Roadmap

  1. Phase 1 — Sit

    Launch site, secure bowls (liquidity), post first CEO memo on 𝕏.

  2. Phase 2 — Stay

    Listings, meme competitions, community raids with kindness and chaos.

  3. Phase 3 — Moon

    Partnerships, charity drives for real dogs, merch that glows in the dark.

Quarterly target: fetch the stick from the moon.
Risk management: growl at bears, wag at bulls.

FAQ

Is FLŌKI real?

As real as a dog in a tux. This is for fun. Be safe.

Where can I buy?

On your favorite DEX or CEX when listed. Always verify contract addresses.

Why 0% tax?

Because friction is for leashes, not trades.

Compliance: good boy certificate, renewed annually.
Helpdesk: have you tried throwing the ball?